[Of course it's old fashioned here. The whole 'my home might not even exist yet' comes down to a simple truth: Abby hasn't looked at a calendar, but this world is a least a century in her past.]

If this is one of the oldest cities in the country, then Gulch definitely doesn't exist yet. So totes old-fashioned. Like, do you guys even go to space yet?

[The people aren't bad. The music isn't good, duh.]

Ummmm no. Definitely not feeling lucky.